Yes Ma’am.

No one throws a party like one of my closest friends – well, except me of course – and his birthday this past Saturday in Orlando was no exception. One of the highlights was the various performances. Technology has made such things mobile, so a song that started in the kitchen could wend its way through the house and out into the yard and back again.

I love the 21st century. Other highlights:


Good food, excellent company, and adult libations.

Belly laughs.

Your sister sucks. Your mom ROCKS. (So do you, you know.)


Introducing the my favorite 50s housewife around.

That redneck hat with the attached wig.



The Time Warp.

Just drunk enough? Yep … just drunk enough.


Everything tastes great on a cracker!

The Wooden Throne.


Letting go.

Those shoes. Oh my, those shoes! (And that husband …!)

Wait, that guy talks?!


Put that boy in his place, would ya?



Princesses, queens, and divas, oh my!

If all this seems enigmatic, well, I’m not going to elaborate. If you want to know, you’ll just have to make the trek to Florida and experience it all for yourself, up close and personal.

Just be careful what you wish for.

Whachoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?

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