The 9th Beatitude.
Archeologists recently discovered the 9th - and hitherto unknown - beatitude:
Verily, I say unto you, blessed are the dumbfucks, for they shall be given a fruit basket.
Granted, it is not the whole earth, like the meek get.
Nor is it the Kingdom of Heaven, like the poor in spirit get.
But they are dumbfucks. They will be happy with a fruit basket.
Amen.
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:49 am
ROFLMAO!
–nh