Because it’s Beyonce and Jay-Z now, apparently.

So whoever is on top of the pop music charts is part of the ancient, worldwide conspiracy to rule the world. Uh-huh. But wait, Billy & Mandy and Spongebob are also involved. Evidently you can’t even parody the whole idea of the New World Order and secret societies without getting some people’s panties in a bunch.

*sigh*

Jay-Z said it himself in the video above: This is retarded.

Now tell me more about your mother.

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