So Republicans in Michigan decided they don’t like what their vagina-bearing colleagues have to say about women’s health issues. No surprise there.

What is shocking is those women who dared speak a very clinical word in the debate – “vagina” – have now been banned from speaking on the matter any further in the proceedings.

Note they didn’t say pussy, vulva, slit, cunt, gash, beef/meat curtain, axe-wound, box, twat, hole, baby-tube, hairy/bearded clam, fish taco, snatch, beaver, cho-cho, front bottom, kooch, muffin, punani, tunnel of love, or Oprah’s personal favorite, va-jay-jay.

VAGINA.

So, lawmakers with vaginas cannot speak of vaginas in front of those who don’t have vaginas in Michigan … do I have that right?

What a bunch of cunts.

The next time someone says there’s no Republican War on Women and our collective vaginas, send ‘em this graphic, please.

Oh, and VAGINA. I’ll say it loud and proud anytime I want, because I can’t wait for you to shut me up, GOP.

No vaginas were harmed in the writing of this post.

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