Anyone who has either run an all-volunteer organization or worked for a non-profit will tell you that the Illuminati - the worldwide conspiracy - doesn’t exist.
People who have done these jobs know that you can’t get more than three people to agree on any course of action, let alone how to run the global banking system, start/end wars, or other puppetry the Illuminati are regularly accused of doing. Human nature doesn’t allow for it. Someone, somewhere always gets the idea they can do the job better or more efficiently, or they get a hankering for more power, or they leak information or evidence … somehow it all comes crashing down eventually.
That being said, I brush off anyone who accuses the Illuminati of the big stuff, because it’s just not feasible. However, I simply adore the people who accuse the Illuminati of the most mundane, silly actions. For instance, that of the title of this very post.
I don’t like Lady Gaga’s music much, but Illuminati puppet? Wow. I’m going to go out on a limb myself here, but could it just be - and this is completely hypothetical - that she incorporates some of the symbols she’s seen into her persona and style? If not, you’re giving the woman an awful lot of credit. I mean she doesn’t strike me as the brightest bulb and her music certainly isn’t intelligent, either.
Besides, there are those that claim Lady Gaga stole her style from Irish pop star Roisin Murphy. So maybe Roisin Murphy is the real marionette?
Or you know, you could be … How can I put this? … Wrong.
If the Illuminati existed, I wouldn’t be talking to you. I’d be out trying to join them. (Robert Anton Wilson)